if your first reaction, upon hearing the statistic that empty houses in america vastly outnumber homeless people, is to say “well you can’t just give people homes, the housing market would collapse” i’m gonna need you to take one giant step back and figure out why you value money and unsustainable economy over basic human rights
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them
The random little poll answers the characters shout out crack me up. I just keep imagining them walking silently until someone just randomly screams, “I GO BAREFOOT IN THE SUMMER!”
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
i think I am going to cry
I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this
(Source: atomos, via hartosexuals-mdk)
Women make up 45% of the gaming community and 0% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest games of the year.
"Yes, but that’s still a minority! If more women played video games, there would be more reason to have female protagonists!"
Men make up 35% of the cinema audience and 84% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest movies of the year.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
I’m murderkin, I naturally spend my life murdering planktin so if you’re planktin can you please stop living as you’re offending me through cultural appropriation thnks
I do not work this hard at being a feminist so that your new age hippie ass can identify as a god damn plant